Archive for December, 2008

Global No Pants Subway/Max/Trolley/Bus Ride Portland

Posted in Global No Pants on December 31, 2008 by nopdxanticon
Global No Pants Subway Ride Portland

Global No Pants Subway Ride Portland

All are invited to participate in the 8th Annual No Pants! Subway (For us its the Max, Trolley and Bus) Ride. The event will take place at 3:00 PM on Saturday, January 10. Everything you need to know is in this post. Please read it carefully!


1) Willing to take pants off on public transportation or take them off before or just not wear them at all. If not, be willing to record someone doing it.
2) Able to keep a straight face about it



When: Saturday, January 10 at 3:00 PM, Sharp! (Over by around 6:00)
Where: Meet at Bud Clark’s Goose Hollow Inn at 1927 SW Jefferson St. so we can hand out public transit and basic info to everyone.
Bring: A backpack and a Trimet pass. Most will be in fareless square but some may want to venture out.
A camera (we’ll have several photographers on hand also)
Wear: Normal winter clothes (hat, gloves, etc)
Facebook: You can RSVP to the Facebook Event
After Party: For those over 21, there will be an official No Pants after party at The Crown Room, 405 NW 4th. No cover if you tell them you are with the No Pants Group.

In NoPo?
1:30 start time at the Paul Bunyan making our way into town from there. A couple of stops along the way for ‘courage’.

East Side
2:30 start at the GATEWAY TRANSIT CENTER
More info:
or contact:

Info bellow on this global event… we will try and add a couple of hydration stops along the way.

Like last year, we’re encouraging people to organize their own No Pants Subway Rides in cities around the world on January 10, the same day as our annual event in New York. If you’ve got a subway system, or some form of mass transportation (bus? trolley?) then get involved and organize your own ride.

Adelaide, Australia – Adelaide Flash Mob / Facebook Event
Amsterdam, The Netherlands – Shoqs / Facebook Event
Boston, Massachusetts – BostonSOS / Facebook Event
Chicago, Illinois – Facebook Group
Denver, Colorado – Urban Prankster Network / Facebook Event
Lisbon, Portugal – Urban Prankster Network
Los Angeles, California – Urban Prankster Network
New York, New York – Improv Everywhere / Facebook Event
Phoenix, Arizona – Urban Prankster Network / Facebook Group
San Francisco, California – Urban Prankster Network / Facebook Event
Toronto, Canada – Improv in Toronto – Facebook Event
Twin Cities, Minnesota – PlanB
Vienna, Austria – Urban Prankster Network / Facebook Event
Washington, DC – Urban Prankster Network / Facebook Event

(All events on Saturday, January 10)

We will be updating this page with links to any new cities. Leave any corrections or additions in the comments.

Local story links:

Oregon Live


West Coast



NoPdxAntiCon 2008

Posted in NoPdxAnticon on December 7, 2008 by nopdxanticon
nopdxanticon 2008

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Thanks to all that participated. I will try and collect all links to images and what nots and get them posted. If you know of some, let me know!

Thanks so much!

Please join our Flickr group and add your images at: 
Please try and tag them with “nopdxanticon” so that they will be added to the slide show. 




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2 days to go! NoPdxAntiCon is on!

Posted in NoPdxAnticon on December 4, 2008 by nopdxanticon


Last night we got our final OK on all our bars in NoPo. In visiting all locations to do a final check in with owners, managers and tenders, all where surprisingly excited about the red sea that is coming their way on Saturday. One owner was decorating for the occasion.

Due to A-hole Santa’s and crazy bitches with head problems we are going to publish our map on Friday at some point…

Please remember if you plan to ride the MAX it cost $4.50 for the day! Dont be a douche’e Santa and fuck this up for the rest of us! 

So, if anyone knows how to get a Santa hat on Paul Bunyan, please let me know…..



Dont forget the 4 F’s…

The 4 F’s of Santacon:
–) Don’t fuck with kids: Santa’s here to spread cheer. Growing up in this culture is scarring enough. Please don’t make it any worse.
–) Don’t fuck with cops: They keep drunks like us safe. And they’ll arrest you, no matter what you’re wearing. That’s not fun.
–) Don’t fuck with security: Don’t steal. Don’t vandalize. Security will tell the cops it was the guy dressed like Santa. And that’s all of us.
–) Don’t fuck with Santa: We’re all here to have a good time. Can we focus on that?

Some links for you…
Santacon Carols