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Were back….

Posted in NoPdxAnticon with tags , on November 5, 2012 by nopdxanticon


A rough schedule of the first half of the day…

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First off: PAY WITH CASH
Secondly: If you ride the Max… buy a ticket

A rough schedule for you all:

12:30 meet at Paul Bunyan
*Canned Food Drive Drop off point (going to neighborhood house:

12:40 decorate the Mayors house (no loose tinsel please)

1:00 Descend on Kenton (Kenton Station, World Famous Kenton Club, Tavern on Denver, Kenton Liquor store)
Not a drinker? Look for Posies Coffee Shop

*Kenton Station Annual xmas Toy Drive. Please bring a toy for a boy or girl… for the cost of a beer you could bring a smile to a kid on xmas…

To busy at these places for you? Go to Lombard and Denver Area (Tiny Bubble Room, The Barn (always a party in the smoking area) and North Star Lounge)

2:00 Head south from Kenton
Go to Lombard and Denver Area (Tiny Bubble Room, The Barn (always a party in the smoking area) and North Star Lounge)

To Busy at these places for? Head to Interstate and Portland Blvd/Rosa Parks (Nighthawk or to The Office (old Saratoga))
Not a drinker? Look for Arbor Lodge Coffee

2:30-3:00 Santa vs Banana Games at the Nighthawk. We are told an out door bar will be set up for us.
*Canned Food Drive Drop off point ((going to neighborhood house:

3:30 Head South To Interstate and Killingsworth (Geroge’s… and The Tardis Room)
Not a drinker? Look for Red E Coffee shop

To busy for you? Why not try Old Gold (west) or Ducketts (east)?

3:30-4:00 DJ banana spins some Electro Funk @ The Tardis Room (they are giving us their space for 3 hours… happy hour prices on just about everything.

5:00 Head south to The Black Cat (Overlook knows we are coming but…) or head East to Ducketts and/or Red Fox

6:30 Meet on Mississippi. Bridgetown Bottle Shop now has a bar! Moloko, Crow Bar, Sidecar and BarBar are expecting us. Radar (the new soccer bar) might be having a soft opening… if they are, give them a break.

Sometime after 9 head to the Max or Stop by The Black Cat for a quick one… then The Dancing Bare.


NoPdxAnticon Dec 3 2011

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on September 29, 2011 by nopdxanticon

We will update info closer to the date… you can check out the FB page if you are feeling like you really need to…
If you would like to help, shoot me an email or contact me through the FB page.
As always, this is your con, treat it with respect and it will reward you.

A rough idea

Posted in NoPdxAnticon with tags , on November 28, 2010 by nopdxanticon

Some things to keep in mind…copied from the UK Santacon

1-The “route and schedule” is open to liberal interpretation by Santa at all times. There is no head Santa in charge to call. If you can’t show up for the start or get lost, get the mobile number of someone who can help you catch up later. Depending on the year there may be guiding Santas, flags to follow or some technological Santanav system, or you may wish to come up with your own idea to help Santae find their way.

2-Santa dresses for all occasions. It’s December. Smart Santas wear layers. Dress to maximize merriment whether singing christmas carols in the snow, or dancing manically in the shopping centre.

3-Santa doesn’t whine! We will be outside much of the early day and covering a lot of ground on foot – bring a bottle of water and enough “snacks” to keep your pie-hole filled until we get indoors.

4-Bring small gifts – NAUGHTY gifts to give grown ups; NICE stuff to give kids. Visit a pound shop, wrap up coal, sweets and brussels sprouts; Santa loves stickers, hug vouchers and mistletoe.

5-Watching Santa get drunk can be fun. Babysitting Santa while they vomit in an alley or breaking up fights is not. Don’t be that Santa. You are responsible for yourself! Pace your drinking and be nice to your fellow Santa.

6-Twisting the Christmas paradigm until it screams for mercy is fun! Getting arrested is not. Have your own special surreal fun, but DON’T F*CK IT UP FOR THE REST OF US. Santas do not destroy property, steal merchandise, or do harm to others. The authorities and local businesses usually take Santa’s antics in the loving, festive spirit that Santa intends, if we are nice to them.

NoPdxAnticon Breakfast with Santa